I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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