i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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