Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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