I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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