Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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