Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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