so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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