I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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