dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i think my tv is drunk
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
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Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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