Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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