i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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