I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
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My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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