great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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