yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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