I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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