Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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