Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I came so hard my ears popped.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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