Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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