Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
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