that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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