Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize