OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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