so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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