as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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