we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
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I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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