I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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