You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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