No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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