doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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