It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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