just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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