his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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