My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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