what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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