their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think my fart just growled at me.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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