yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
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