she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
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And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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