My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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