So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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