This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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