this will be a night to untag.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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