Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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