we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
