Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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