Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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