Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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