Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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