I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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