I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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