im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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