Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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