He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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