I can tuck mytits in my pants
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize