I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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