ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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